Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King (Hungry Jacks)
Chuck Norris can order a whopper at McDonalds
Chuck Norris can buy You'll love Coles at Woolworths
Chuck Norris doesn't love Coles
Chuck Norris can buy a product that is not fresh at Supa IGA
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip
Chuck Norris can get beef at KFC
Once Chuck Norris pops, he can stop
Chuck Norris can make Mother taste like the old one
Redbull is actually Chuck Norris' urine
Chuck Norris can beat that taste
Chuck Norris doesn't drink Jolt Cola with common sense
Chuck Norris isn't lovin it
Chuck Norris doesn't like the toughness of Church's chicken so he roundhouse kicked it so hard that it turned into Hell Pizza
Chuck Norris can stop the beat
Chuck Norris went back in time to stop the JFK assasination. When Oswald shot at Chuck Norris, he was surprised because Chuck Norris' beard reflected the 3 bullets, then JFK was so amazed that his head blew up
What surprise will Chuck Norris create today? A roundhouse kick in a Kinder Surprise, that's what
If you ask Chuck Norris when he places his order "Do you want fries with that?" He will roundhouse kick you and will kill you because Chuck Norris doesn't want fries with anything.
Alien vs Predator was originally called Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris but the creators cancelled the film because no-one would pay to see a film 14 seconds long
If Blastoise and Charizard were to battle, Chuck Norris would win
Chuck Norris can take four oranges from zero
Chuck Norris can survive Horndrill
Chuck Norris made a baby tired of peek-a-boo
If you were to battle Chuck Norris, Death would appear and kill you beforehand, as it would be more merciful.
Chuck Norris can kill you in 14 seconds: He roundhouse kicks you, makes your guts spill out on the ground and they spell "mercy". This makes him laugh, then he kills you on the 14th second.
A theory of how the big bang is caused: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking nothing.
The only word that Chuck Norris can spell incorrectly is incorrectly.
Before each episode of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with a fatal amount of elephant tranquilizer just to weaken him
The only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is himself
In Google type "Google Chuck Norris" then click "I'm feeling lucky" then see what happens
